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GEEK POST: Predicciones para el 2007

Si no saben inglés, bueno, se joden xD.


Desde http://java.sys-con.com/read/313594_2.htm

...And in Other 2007 News
by Richard Monson-Haefel
Award-Winning Author & Senior Analyst, Burton Group

1. Jonathan Schwartz open-sources Sun Microsystems.
In a move that will surprise everyone Sun Microsystems will announce that it will open source its entire company. Sales, marketing, finance, and even operations will be open to the community for anyone to contribute.

2. Apple computer announces the iPod Uno.
The size of a match stick with no screen or controls, the iPod Uno plays one song in a constant loop. Despite its limited capabilities, the tiny device becomes an instant hit and a cultural icon.

3. In what is heralded as the seminal article on the subject, Tim Berners-Lee mentions "IT2"
Overnight the term morphs into "IT 2.0," spawning thousands of blog entries and press articles, a dozen books, five conferences, and millions of dollars in venture capital. It turns out that the original article, incomprehensible to most readers, was actually another attempt to explain the Semantic Web and the IT2 reference was just a typo.

4. Microsoft will create the first CMO (Chief Marketing Officer) position.
The new CMO will immediately change his own title to Chief Command & Control of Packaging Officer (C3PO) and then announce that Vista will be delayed and renamed Microsoft Virtualization Application Program Operating system Reloaded (Microsoft VAPOR).

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Como diría Mario Barakus (?!), falta "poquititou" para navidá... y los niños ya están pidiendo cosas a Papá Noel!



(vía el blog de JOTACE)

3 comentarios:

Anónimo dijo...

Lo primero lo pase por alto, como que no da, viteh...

Como anda don Luis, no lo veo desde su noche gloriosa de levante? ;)

Besotes!!!

Anónimo dijo...

Se afanaron importante cantidad de chistes de la Uncyclopedia. O sino, son demasiado obvios.
Ponete uno de Liniers y deja de hacerte el pistola. xD

Anónimo dijo...

no se porque estimo que si supiera ingles tampoco lo entenderia realmente.....


para!!! yo se ingles!!!!
CHAN


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